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Lindsay Lohan to profit from being a crackhead, will appear on Vanity Fair magazine

http://www.stevenhumour.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/dont-do-drugs-lindsay-lohan1.jpgThere is a new report going around that claims that Lindsay Lohan, the artist currently known as Inmate #2409752, will be featured on the cover and in the pages of an upcoming issue of Vanity Fair magazine. L. Lo reportedly posed for the VF cover on her birthday (July 2), ahead of her surrender to the court to start serving her 90 14 day jail sentence this week. As you may recall, on Wednesday we got to see her Complex magazine coverphoto and today we get to see a few photos from her Complex photospread:

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Angelina Jolie’s workout for Salt: 70% carbs + 30% protein = 100% Kickass.

Angelina Jolie had to be in tip-top shape for her role as a kick-ass CIA agent on the run in the new action thriller Salt, opening today. So what did the stunning A-lister do to prepare for the demanding part? She ate about five small meals a day and stuck to a diet of 70% carbs and 30% protein–and actually avoided cardio–to help “put muscle on without losing weight,” says trainer Simon Crane, who worked with the actress to get in top form for the film. On the hit list: No junk food, and alcohol only on weekends. And the most surprising thing about Angelina’s Salt diet? Carbs weren’t a mortal enemy. To build muscle and stamina for her role as CIA officer Evelyn Salt, Jolie was disciplined with her training regimen. “She knew that she was going to suffer!” says Crane, who started the actress with two-hour training sessions, five days a week. Both strength and fight training helped prepare the star for stunts involving safety cables and wire rigs. Once shooting began, they took training down a notch by squeezing in four weekly sessions over lunch breaks and weekends, and altered her diet to 60% carbs and 40% protein. And forget about any fear of heights: ”She loves doing action,” says Crane. –Thailan Pham

Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva to take parenting classes? World continues to watch in horror

Mel Gibson and Oksana Likely Headed for Co-Parenting ClassesIt may be an all-out custody war with dueling criminal accusations, but Mel Gibson and ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva still have to agree on diapers and doctors for their 9-month-old daughter Lucia.
The judge in their custody case will make sure of it.
"They’ll be ordered to co-parenting classes if they haven’t already," says Los Angeles-based family lawyer Scott Weston, who’s not involved with the case. "Judge Scott Gordon will do everything he can to get their situation under control, turn down the heat, and get both sides focused on the best interest of the baby."

Judge Gordon is no stranger to high-profile cases, having overseen Britney Spears’s divorce from Kevin Federline in 2006.

Gibson, 54, and Grigorieva, 40, will likely be ordered to attend anywhere from six to 12 group sessions separately, mainly to learn effective communication skills, which is a routine order in this type of case.

The ongoing criminal investigation of the ex-couple will proceed independently of their custody case, even if one of the parents could possibly face jail time.
"Whether they like it or not, Mel and Oksana have to get along for the rest of their lives because of their child," Weston says. "They have no choice."

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Get the popcorn ready: Lindsay Lohan suffers mental breakdown in prison.

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/jul2010/3/0/lindsay-lohan-381999751.jpgThe jailed actress, 24, was sent to isolation following her meltdown – provoked by inmates’ taunts about her sexuality.

Breaking down in tears, she began screaming and wailing at wardens in Lynwood women’s prison, California.

According to three inmates released last night, the Mean Girls star flipped when prisoners began chanting “fire crotch” at her, in reference to her relationship with female DJ Sam Ronson.

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Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom marry, world begins countdown to sextape and subsequent divorce

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01663/kerr-and-bloom_1663966c.jpgDays before their surprise marriage announcement, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr already looked like they were on their honeymoon during a romantic Caribbean getaway. Kerr, 27, checked into the Viceroy Anguilla resort with the British actor, 33, last Saturday. It was the location for a Victoria’s Secret photo shoot she posed for, but it wasn’t all work.

The couple managed to sneak in some alone time during her shooting schedule and were spotted walking hand-in-hand on the beach in front of their private villa as well as sharing dinner at the luxury resort’s restaurant.

When the shoot wrapped on Tuesday – and while the camera crew and other Victoria Secret models headed to St. Barts – Kerr and Bloom jetted off in a separate direction – to another, yet undisclosed, Caribbean destination.

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Justin Bieber to be first fetus to guest star on CSI.

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2010/news/100118/justin-bieber-240.jpgMeet CSI: Crime Scene Investigation‘s latest guest star — Justin Bieber.

The hair-flipping, Canadian pop sensation will make his acting debut on the CBS hit, following in the footsteps of Taylor Swift, who called her guest stint on the show “life-changing.”

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Lindsay Lohan getting out of jail earlier, continues to shit all over the justice system.

http://www.radaronline.com/sites/radaronline.com/files/imagecache/350width/Lilo72010.jpgFree Lindsay Lohan as soon as possible– that’s the plan. RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that Lindsay has had two days shaved off of her sentence.

That means the 24-year-old actress will be leaving Lynwood Correctional Facility in late July – even earlier than expected after her 90-day sentence was shortened.

RadarOnline.com learned exclusively that the judge agreed to grant Lindsay two days credit for time she was previously in custody.  Lindsay’s attorney Shawn Chapman Holley submitted the paperwork showing that she was entitled to the two days credit.

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First review of Salt: Angelina Jolie will tear your shit up.

http://bumpshack.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/angelina-jolie-who-is-salt-movie-poster-photos.jpgFrom the opening moments of Salt, a couple of things become crystal clear: a) Tom Cruise was a fool to have walked away from this one, and b) Angelina Jolie is now the world’s premiere action star.

CIA operative Evelyn Salt [Jolie] has her world torn apart when a Russian defector named Orlov [Daniel Olbrychski] names her as a deep cover Russian agent who will attempt to kill the Russian president within forty-eight hours. Because we’ve seen her rescued from a North Korean prison in the film’s opening moments, we wonder if maybe she was turned as a result of her imprisonment. Surely, she couldn’t have been in deep cover for most of her life.

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Oksana Grigorieva says Mel Gibson is lying, I completely agree, and not just because I want to have sex with her.

1279915762_oksana-290.jpgOksana Grigorieva is speaking up for herself.

Mel Gibson’s ex and the mother of his 8-month-old daughter Lucia briefly broke her silence on Friday as she encountered paparazzi outside her lawyer’s office in Century City, Calif.

Recently accused by Gibson’s camp of attempted extortion, she slammed the charges. "Mel is lying. He’s lying. There’s no extortion, and there’s no texts and no emails," Grigorieva, 40, said. "I’m fighting for my child. [Mel's] just a liar, and it will come up in the court, just wait." The Los Angeles Sheriff’s department recently confirmed that it is investigating the extortion charge. Meanwhile, Gibson, 54, is the subject of a domestic violence probe.

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