Here’s the final product of Ashley Greene’s nude, Sobe-sponsored photo shoot for Sports Illustrated that’s been leaking in bits and pieces all week. I’m not an energy drinker myself, but thanks to this genius marketing decision, I’m now paying a homeless man to run to the store for Crisco because my penis is stuck in a Sobe bottle. (Someone better pay me for that endorsement.)
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Because vanishing off the face of the Earth kicks ass, Miley Cyrus is officially walking away from the Hannah Montana franchise, according to the
New York Post:
The news quietly marks the end of one of the most successful kids’ shows ever. The show still averages nearly 5 million viewers a week.
“You never know in this business . . . but right now we’re scheduled to wrap [forever] after shooting this new batch of episodes,” says Disney Channel Worldwide’s Adam Bonnett, senior VP/programming.
For the parents wondering what schlock is going to babysit your little Susie now, don’t worry.…
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Remember when Kate Gosselin was on The View
bawling about being a single mom trying to provide for her kids? Apparently a new $7,000 hairdo counts as food and shelter.
RadarOnline reports:
“My haircuts are $950,” Ted revealed. “The color would have been about $500, and the extensions, which were great length extensions, would probably cost about $5000.”
Kate was excited about getting a new look to start off the new year, but was a little nervous about changing her trademark bangs. “We were together for about 20 hours and I would say 15 of those hours were working on Kate trying…
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With Jay Leno’s move to 10 PM being yet another retarded decision for NBC, the network is now moving him back to his old time-slot at 11:35 where Conan O’Brien currently hosts The Tonight Show. The
AP has the details on the proposed line-up:
The network, contemplating disappointing ratings for Leno’s new prime-time show, is weighing a plan to return him to the 11:35 p.m. EST slot he held for 17 years as “Tonight Show” host, a person familiar with the discussions said on condition of anonymity over a lack of authority to address the issue publicly.
NBC executives on Thursday…
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For someone who’s supposed to be mourning a tragic loss, here’s a freakishly chipper Tila Tequila outside her house today while attempting to ward off the paparazzi in the most insincere way possible. “Please, I just want to mourn in peace.” *giggles*
“I’m practically paralyzed with grief.” *poses*
“There’s really nothing to see here.” *pulls rabbit out of her vagina*
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Because it’s important to start a retirement fund early, Khloe Kardashian has stopped taking birth control, according to
Us Magazine:
When asked about becoming a mother on a Wednesday radio interview for 104.3 MY FM’s Valentine in the Morning, Khloe says, “I want to so badly! That’s a goal for me.” She then qualifies: “I’m 25. I’m not rushing it.”
But Khloe, recently married to Lamar Odom, quickly adds, “I’m also not doing anything to prevent it…I want to, we both want to, we’re in an ideal situation.”
Considering Lamar Odom’s smart enough to realize who he’s married to and…
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While Lindsay Lohan’s busy accusing her former best friend Patrick Aufdenkamp of s
stealing the designs to her upcoming 6126 clothing line, it turns out she might be guilty of design theft herself.
WWD reports:
Only days after WWD published exclusive sketches of Lohan’s expanded 6126 apparel line, fashion blogs were abuzz with accusations of design copying. James Lillis, designer of Black Milk Clothing, honed in on the similarities between Lohan’s “Diamond” leggings — which feature a signature triangle cutout at midthigh — and his own “Sheer Spartans.” Lillis took to his blog (toomanytights.typepad.com) in a huff, posting photos of the two…
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Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips had the unfortunate task of going to Tila Tequila’s house yesterday to retrieve Casey Johnson’s personal items including her dogs. Not surprisingly this resulted in the LAPD showing up after Tila decided to once again
milk Casey’s death for all it’s publicity juice. Here’s how she described the showdown on
her blog:
My Fiance and I had been living together at my house for about a month now, with all of our dogs! 3 Total, and today these “mean Girls” bombarded MY HOME, to try to take the pups away so they can put them to…
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While CBS
busts out the whitewash because your dad thinks Two and a Half Men is hilarious, Hanes immediately dropped Charlie Sheen from it’s ad campaigns the day following his arrest, according to the
AP:
“It’s a pretty standard, straightforward call when somebody who’s in your commercials is arrested on suspicion of something of this magnitude,” Hall said. “And we would suspend the ads both for the company and, really, for Mr. Sheen and his family as well. Given the publicity, it makes sense to not air those ads during that time.”
Hall said the television ads were stopped effective Dec.…
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Apparently Tiger Woods has a mistress named Loredana Jolie Ferriolo (Why not?) who’s shopping around a tell-all book that claims the golfer really was sticking his penis in everything.
RadarOnline reports:
Loredana recently attempted to sell her story for $1 million and graphically described group sex that included incidents of Tiger with other men, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.
Loredana says she is planning to spill all about how she and Tiger “came about, his healthy appetite for arranged sex, threesomes, girls next door, girl-girl, and an answer to all the rumors surrounding Woods’ sexuality.”
Granted these claims are the crux of…
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Rihanna and Matt Kemp of the LA Dodgers continued
their Mexican getaway yesterday aboard the S.S. Hey, Watch Me Bang this Dude Right Here on the Deck Then Seductively Eat Strawberries in my Bikini, Chris Brown. Don’t You Wish You Were Still Tapping this Shit? Yeah, You Totally Do. Alright, I Gotta GO. TTYL. People should pay me to name nautical vessels.
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Comedian Artie Lange was hospitalized over the weekend and his reps have now confirmed it was a suicide attempt involving several stab wounds.
Page Six reports:
Lange’s frantic mom called 911 Saturday morning after she entered his Hoboken apartment and found the bloodied funnyman, a law-enforcement source said. Lange sustained six “hesitation wounds” and three deep plunges. A source close to Lange’s management team confirmed that the Howard Stern sidekick stabbed himself, adding that his mother had come to visit him that day to drop off food. Surgeons managed to save Lange despite heavy bleeding.
“We all have our demons,” Stern…
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