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Help with decorating a room
I am in the process of putting together my office/craft room and need some ideas for painting and decorating. I have a photo storage box that is a dark pink
cover with a black and white design base. I would love to use that as inspiration. Post some ideas and photos! 
Jessica Simpson still has awesome breasts and other news
- Madonna and Sean Penn might really be happening again. [Lainey Gossip] - Natalie Portman is done doing nude scenes. — Somebody ask Artie Lange what went wrong so I can do the opposite. [PopEater] - Victoria Silvstedt is Ol’ Reliable. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Plaxico Burress denied work release from prison presumably so he doesn’t shoot himself like a fucking idiot again. [Bossip] - Kate Beckinsale suddenly makes me want to hump a three-ring binder for the second time today. [Celebslam] - Bradley Cooper gets shirtless for The A-Team. [Just Jared] - Rachel Weisz’s kid is going to be a serial killer. [The Blemish] - Megan Fox in a bathrobe. [PopSugar] - Cher and Christina Aguilera on the set of the movie that almost made Kristen Bell gay. [Socialite Life] - Audrina Patridge continues having sex with every single man in LA. [ICYDK] Follow The Superficial on Facebook || Twitter
Tila Tequila refers to Casey Johnson as ‘Casey Nguyen’
Since her words are like Ewok spears to my fucking eyes, I completely missed the fact that Tila Tequila has been referring to Casey Johnson as “Casey Nguyen” in the barrage of blog posts capitalizing on her death. If that hasn’t pissed Casey’s family off enough, Tila’s been referring to them as a “pieces of shit” on Twitter because obviously she’s the only one handling this thing with grace and poise if grace and poise includes pushing your tits together for the paparazzi. Fortunately for us, this will only spur Johnson & Johnson into finally releasing an anti-bacterial spray on the market that wards off Gremlins. (I know you have it.) More Pics of Tila Tequila “Mourning” for the Media
Miley Cyrus just ended her career
Because vanishing off the face of the Earth kicks ass, Miley Cyrus is officially walking away from the Hannah Montana franchise, according to the New York Post:
The news quietly marks the end of one of the most successful kids’ shows ever. The show still averages nearly 5 million viewers a week.
“You never know in this business . . . but right now we’re scheduled to wrap [forever] after shooting this new batch of episodes,” says Disney Channel Worldwide’s Adam Bonnett, senior VP/programming.
For the parents wondering what schlock is going to babysit your little Susie now, don’t worry. I guarantee you Disney is deep in the South as we speak talking a young girl out of a life of snake-handling so she’ll teach your daughters how to become illiterate strippers. So just take a deep breath. More Miley Cyrus in a Bikini
Kate Gosselin blew $7,000 on her hair
Remember when Kate Gosselin was on The View bawling about being a single mom trying to provide for her kids? Apparently a new $7,000 hairdo counts as food and shelter. RadarOnline reports:
“My haircuts are $950,” Ted revealed. “The color would have been about $500, and the extensions, which were great length extensions, would probably cost about $5000.”
Kate was excited about getting a new look to start off the new year, but was a little nervous about changing her trademark bangs. “We were together for about 20 hours and I would say 15 of those hours were working on Kate trying to convince her to cut her bangs,” Ted joked. “I felt like she was hiding behind that front piece.”
Despite the hesitation, he said the mother of eight “was really open to the entire process.” Ted summed up his vision for the TLC star: “I wanted to make sure I took her from being really ordinary to really extraordinary!”
I wonder how Kate chose which college fund to rob. If it were me, I’d make all eight of them stand in a circle then let a spinning bottle decide who’s going to work in retail until they die. I guess you could say, I’m great with kids.
Fire Jimmy Fallon. Case closed.
With Jay Leno’s move to 10 PM being yet another retarded decision for NBC, the network is now moving him back to his old time-slot at 11:35 where Conan O’Brien currently hosts The Tonight Show. The AP has the details on the proposed line-up:
The network, contemplating disappointing ratings for Leno’s new prime-time show, is weighing a plan to return him to the 11:35 p.m. EST slot he held for 17 years as “Tonight Show” host, a person familiar with the discussions said on condition of anonymity over a lack of authority to address the issue publicly.
NBC executives on Thursday discussed a scenario that would include a half-hour Leno show at 11:35 p.m. EST, sending “Tonight” with Conan O’Brien to 12:05 a.m. and Jimmy Fallon’s “Late Night” to 1:05 a.m., the person said.
TMZ reports that NBC is essentially treating Conan like a red-headed step-child and giving him the ultimatum of accepting the new line-up or getting the fuck out. The only good news out of this whole debacle is that absolutely no one has voiced any concern about the fate of Jimmy Fallon, so clearly the easy solution is to restore Jay and Conan to their previous shows/time-slots and shank Fallon in the neck leaving him for dead in a sewer. Then again, I’m counting on NBC to not handle this in the worst way possible. Ha! I’m adorable.
Tila Tequila: ‘Just let me mourn in peace. In this tree. With my tits out.’
For someone who’s supposed to be mourning a tragic loss, here’s a freakishly chipper Tila Tequila outside her house today while attempting to ward off the paparazzi in the most insincere way possible. “Please, I just want to mourn in peace.” *giggles*
“I’m practically paralyzed with grief.” *poses*
“There’s really nothing to see here.” *pulls rabbit out of her vagina* Scope Out (24) Pics of Tila Tequila After the Jump
Carrie Underwood shows off her rock and other news
- Best Dressed at People’s Choice Awards [Betty Confidential] - Jay Leno might have just F’d Conan in the A. [PopEater] - Mark Wahlberg’s wife is never NOT pregnant. [Lainey Gossip] - Kevin Connolly apparently found a woman who doesn’t make him wear lifts. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Jessica Alba at the People’s Choice Awards. [Celebslam] - Amanda Bynes on the cover of Maxim. [Just Jared] - Sofia Vergara at the People’s Choice Awards. [The Blemish] - Madonna’s a ninja now. We’re fucked. [Splash News] Follow The Superficial on Facebook || Twitter
Khloe Kardashian ready to use her uterus as an ATM
Because it’s important to start a retirement fund early, Khloe Kardashian has stopped taking birth control, according to Us Magazine:
When asked about becoming a mother on a Wednesday radio interview for 104.3 MY FM’s Valentine in the Morning, Khloe says, “I want to so badly! That’s a goal for me.” She then qualifies: “I’m 25. I’m not rushing it.”
But Khloe, recently married to Lamar Odom, quickly adds, “I’m also not doing anything to prevent it…I want to, we both want to, we’re in an ideal situation.”
Considering Lamar Odom’s smart enough to realize who he’s married to and made sure the house stays with him in a divorce, let’s assume he secretly got a vasectomy on the road. In fact, he probably just sat there listening to the interview quietly chuckling to himself until Khloe snatched him up in her Sasquatch paws and beat him into the wall for not letting her use his debit card.
Lindsay Lohan accused of stealing fashion designs
While Lindsay Lohan’s busy accusing her former best friend Patrick Aufdenkamp of sstealing the designs to her upcoming 6126 clothing line, it turns out she might be guilty of design theft herself. WWD reports:
Only days after WWD published exclusive sketches of Lohan’s expanded 6126 apparel line, fashion blogs were abuzz with accusations of design copying. James Lillis, designer of Black Milk Clothing, honed in on the similarities between Lohan’s “Diamond” leggings — which feature a signature triangle cutout at midthigh — and his own “Sheer Spartans.” Lillis took to his blog (toomanytights.typepad.com) in a huff, posting photos of the two designs side-by-side and writing on his blog, “Caught a sneak peek at the new stuff from Lindsay Lohan’s brand 6126…No way…Sucks to be me!!!”
On Wednesday, style blog fashionista.com alleged another design copy. The look in question is a geometrically patterned “Deserve” dress from the 6126 line, which bears a resemblance to a Jen Kao design from her spring collection. A photo from last year shows Lohan wearing the Kao dress in question. Kao said Wednesday, “While we are all well aware that being ‘mimicked’ or ‘copied’ has always existed in this industry, I think the evolution of it all has grown to an alarming level. It’s a shame to support the concept of taking advantage of designers who are still trying to develop a name and solidify the image of their design aesthetic.”
While I just assumed Lindsay laid on the floor in a heroin stupor as real designers did all the work for her fashion line, I gotta admit I’m actually impressed she took the time to steal the designs herself and pass them off as her own. Who knew she had any type of initiative outside of eventually selling Ali into white slavery for a crack rock the size of an oven? Never would’ve called that one.
Tila Tequila still making retarded spectacle out of Casey Johnson’s death
Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips had the unfortunate task of going to Tila Tequila’s house yesterday to retrieve Casey Johnson’s personal items including her dogs. Not surprisingly this resulted in the LAPD showing up after Tila decided to once again milk Casey’s death for all it’s publicity juice. Here’s how she described the showdown on her blog:
My Fiance and I had been living together at my house for about a month now, with all of our dogs! 3 Total, and today these “mean Girls” bombarded MY HOME, to try to take the pups away so they can put them to sleep so they can bury the dogs with Casey. So sad! I had to call the police because they were getting very violent outside of my house and threatening to break in! They kept kicking my door, pounding on it, and even left scratch marks on my windows and texted that they were going to try to break in from the back side!! I was alone, scared and they left me no choice.
E! News reports the cops defused the situation and handed the dogs over to Nicky and Bijou because no one in their right mind would believe they wanted to bury them with Casey Johnson’s body. God only knows what Tila wanted with the dogs and it’d be racist of me to suggest she was going to eat them. But I will insinuate she was going to have sex with them on Ustream because I’m working on being honest with my feelings.
Tiger Woods had sex with dudes?
Apparently Tiger Woods has a mistress named Loredana Jolie Ferriolo (Why not?) who’s shopping around a tell-all book that claims the golfer really was sticking his penis in everything. RadarOnline reports:
Loredana recently attempted to sell her story for $1 million and graphically described group sex that included incidents of Tiger with other men, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.
Loredana says she is planning to spill all about how she and Tiger “came about, his healthy appetite for arranged sex, threesomes, girls next door, girl-girl, and an answer to all the rumors surrounding Woods’ sexuality.”
Granted these claims are the crux of locking down a lucrative book deal, it’s also pretty much a fact Tiger Woods ran around Vegas with a massive erection impaling everything in his path. So technically, that doesn’t make him gay. Just a man so devoted to his craft that one time he got it stuck in the windshield of a taxi until a hooker called the fire department.
Rihanna still in a bikini
Rihanna and Matt Kemp of the LA Dodgers continued their Mexican getaway yesterday aboard the S.S. Hey, Watch Me Bang this Dude Right Here on the Deck Then Seductively Eat Strawberries in my Bikini, Chris Brown. Don’t You Wish You Were Still Tapping this Shit? Yeah, You Totally Do. Alright, I Gotta GO. TTYL. People should pay me to name nautical vessels. Scope Out (24) Pics of Rihanna After the Jump
Kris Allen Rocks Out for Christmas
Don’t be jealous, Mrs. Kris Allen.
Your man still only has eyes for you. He just couldn’t resist a photo op this week with the iconic figure of Daisy Duck.
The American Idol champion performed in front of thousands at Walt Disney World as part of that locale’s Christmas Day Parade TV special, set to air Christmas Day. It will be shown on December 25 on ABC.
Allen will be joined on the special by Celine Dion, Yani, Steve Wonder and the Jonas Brothers, the latter of whom you can also see rocking out right now.
For more close-ups of Kris, click on the photos below:
The Hollywood Gossip Week in Review: December 5-11, 2009
If you like watching a good old-fashioned train wreck, the fall from grace of Tiger Woods has been one for the ages. And it shows zero signs of abating.
Needless to say, Woods and his many mistresses dominated celebrity gossip again as one of the year’s biggest scandals keeps on getting worse (for him).
We’ve got Tiger’s drama – and everything else – covered in The Hollywood Gossip’s Week in Review! Some highlights from the week in celebrity news:
- With three mistresses already linked to Woods, Jamie Jungers became #4 last weekend … and was later revealed to be a high-priced call girl.
- In a 48-hour span, Mindy Lawton, Cori Rist and Holly Sampson (also a rumored escort at Jungers’ agency) upped the mistress count to seven.
- Elin Woods’ mom was randomly rushed to the hospital as rumors swirled that Tiger’s wife moved out on him … which few would blame her for.
- Tiger was linked to porn star Joslyn James and later in the week, call girl Loredana Jolie, with several other mistresses waiting in the wings.
- Perhaps the most embarrassing developments, though, were emails and text messages Woods sent to Jaimee Grubbs and Rachel Uchitel.
- While Tiger preferred to talk dirty to Jaimee, he was apparently falling for Rachel. She says she’s going to get tested for STDs immediately.
- Lastly, Woods’ attorneys are moving to stop the release of nude photos and videos of him. Check out our list of mistresses for dirt on each!
Tiger Woods and eight of his mistresses. What will the final count be?
- ABC continues to take heat over its handling of Adam Lambert.
- Christmas totally came early: A judge silenced Jon Gosselin!
- Barack Obama accepted his Nobel Prize. Some were happy.
- Fashion faux-pas of the week: Miley flashing the Queen.
- Billy Joel’s daughter Alexa Ray OD’d, but is better now.
- In cheating news not involving Tiger, Jenny Sanford left South Carolina Gov. Mark, and USC football coach Pete Carroll denied a grad student fling.
- Must-see TV of the week: Jersey Shore. It’s so terrible it’s beyond terrible. Yet we challenge you to turn it off. The guidettes will have you hooked!
- Couples watch: Holly Madison and Benji Madden were seen together; Tila Tequila and Casey Johnson are (supposedly) getting hitched; Hulk Hogan is engaged and Mickey Rourke might be; Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan are dating.
- It was a busy week for celebrity babies, with Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen and Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett had their first (both boys), while Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar welcomed baby #19 after an emergency delivery!
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