Kate Bosworth Finds Her Way to the Makeup Counter
Kate Bosworth was out running errands in LA yesterday, including a stop at Barneys.
Read moreKate Bosworth was out running errands in LA yesterday, including a stop at Barneys.
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Kate Bosworth sat down for lunch on Wednesday with a few friends at Joan’s on Third in LA. She was freshly back from a trip to Paris, where she celebrated the launch of Sonia Rykiel’s lingerie collection for H&M. Kate has been spending some of her down time looking casual and taking in movies, but we won’t be seeing Kate herself on the big screen until some point next year.
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Kate Bosworth supports Sonia Rykiel and the H&M lingerie collection launch at Grand Palais on Tuesday (December 1) in Paris, France.
The 26-year-old actress was joined by Eva Herzigova and Nadja Auermann as they partied together with fashionistas in a magical world put together by H&M.
Kate Bosworth At Sonia Rykiel & H&M Underwear Collection Launch
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Read moreTwo stars, one look. You decide who wears it better: Lindsay vs. Kim – and even more match-ups!
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ANNALYNNE VS. ASHLEY VS. LEA
It’s a three-way showdown! McCord wore her Camilla and Marc dress to a Nylon bash in Hollywood, while Tisdale belted her black dress at the Los Premios MTV Awards. Glee’s Michele hit a high note in her tulle-skirted dress at the Fox Fall Eco Casino party.

ALEXIS VS. LEANN
The Post Grad star promoted the film in N.Y.C. in her Kimberly Ovitz dress, while the singer paired her ribbed black mini with patterned tights and a belt while at a Yahoo! event in Manhattan.

KIM VS. KOURTNEY
Sister battle! Kim wore her H&M white sheath to a magazine party in L.A. in May, while her pregnant sibling Kourtney wore the stretchy dress to Kim’s birthday party in Las Vegas this past weekend.
^ Kim looks so off/weird here?!

ANNE VS. MARIAH
Hathaway flaunted her figure in her second-skin Hervé Léger by Max Azria dress at NBC studios in N.Y.C., while Carey topped off her red-hot mini with a trench for her arrival at the Narita airport in Japan.

CIARA VS. KIM
BFF battle! The singer celebrated the release of her album Fantasy Ride in May in her Brian Lichtenberg mini, while the reality star hit Las Vegas for her birthday in her sharp-shouldered dress in October.

CIARA VS. KIM
The singer hit the streets of L.A. in her Zara dress, while the reality star stepped up in her sharp-shouldered dress (only $99!) for a charity event.

VICTORIA VS. DREW
Posh modeled a dress from her own collection while judging American Idol auditions in Denver, while Drew hit the premiere of Everybody’s Fine in her slim purple sheath.

LO VS. PARIS
The Hills sidekick hit the town with her castmates in July in her Topshop dress, while the celebutante paired her floral dress with a Zara Terez clutch for shopping in L.A. this week.

ZOE VS. SOPHIA
The Star Trek star paired her Helmut Lang tunic with leggings for an Audi event in L.A., while a few weeks later, the One Tree Hill actress matched her brushstroke-print dress with opaque tights and booties for a N.Y.C. screening.

ANNE VS. CHANEL
The movie star attended the 18th Annual Empire State Pride Agenda Fall Dinner in her Marc Jacobs dress, while the model celebrated her first time walking the Victoria’s Secret runway in her rainbow-tipped dress.

JESSICA VS. MANDY
Biel flaunted her famous physique in her ivory 3.1 Phillip Lim gown at an N.Y.C. premiere in May, while Moore wore the black version of the dotted gown to a charity event in L.A. in November.

DEMI VS. HEATHER
The ageless star hit an N.Y.C. party last year in her Zac Posen dress, while the Melrose Place actress returns home, shooting a scene as Amanda Woodward in the ruffled cobalt dress.

BLAKE VS. KHLOE
The Gossip Girl star got into character as Serena van der Woodsen in her Alexander Wang dress, while the newlywed hit a party in L.A. in her draped purple mini.

RIHANNA VS. NAOMI
The singer celebrated a pal’s wedding in Italy in her Alexander Wang minidress, while the supermodel topped her purple dress off with a furry shrug at the 4th Annual Black Girls Rock Awards in N.Y.C.

JENNIFER VS. SHAKIRA
Lopez celebrated the release of her new single “Fresh Out of the Oven”] in Miami in her Hervé Léger by Max Azria dress, while Shakira performed at the AMAs in her glittering minidress.

MEGAN VS. AMBER
The actress sizzled in her lilac Antonio Berardi frock for the Jennifer’s Body premiere in Los Angeles, while Kanye West’s girlfriend picked the red version of the ruffled dress for the Elle Women in Hollywood event.

CHLOE VS. ELIZA
The Big Love star keeps it simple, adding black accessories to her Kimberly Ovitz dress at a BlackBerry party this summer. The Dollhouse star takes her nude mini to the max, adding on a bold necklace, one glove and two-tone heels at The Late Show with David Letterman.

SHENAE VS. KOURTNEY
The 90210 star attended an InStyle party in August in her Isabel Lu dress, while the mom-to-be accented her tummy last week in her blue satin minidress.

CAMILLA VS. KATY
The actress lit up the Rodeo Drive Walk of Style in her Marchesa dress, while the singer picked the feathered frock for one of her many wardrobe changes while hosting the European Music Awards.

KYLIE VS. SHAKIRA
The Aussie songstress chose her Balmain dress for a charity event in May, while the South American singer famously had a real-life faceoff with Pink in her Balmain dress a few months later at the VMAs.

HALLE VS. FREIDA
Berry ran errands in L.A. in her turquoise Dream Culture dress, while Pinto hit the streets of London in her cream version of the trapeze dress.

REESE VS. KELLY
The blonde actress stepped out at an Avon event in April in her RM by Roland Mouret dress, while the bubbly talk show host joined Oprah Winfrey to tape Oprah in her teal sheath in September.

RIHANNA VS. KATY
Singer showdown! Rihanna pairs her $49 H&M dress with a Louis Vuitton fannypack for a night out in London, while Perry belts hers in Los Angeles.

KIM VS. BETHENNY
The reality star added a black blazer and pink heels to her Nuj Novakhett dress, while the mom-to-be kept it simple with loose curls over her striped mini.

LAUREN VS. LINDSAY
Conrad celebrated designer Rebecca Minkoff’s Spring 2010 line in her polka-dotted shirt, while Lohan hit the town in L.A. in her polka-dotted blouse under a cropped blazer.

KELLY VS. RIHANNA
The Dancing with the Stars contestant belted her Marc Jacobs dress for a day of shopping in L.A., while the pop star added a military hat and leopard-print booties to her gray sweater dress for a flight to Paris.

LINDSAY VS. KIM
The actress-designer hit an L.A. fashion event in her Alexander Wang minidress in February, while the reality star heated up Miami this weekend in her draped white dress.

KATE VS. MARIAH
The Oscar winner dazzled at the BAFTAs in London in her Zac Posen gown in February, while the singer sizzled in her mermaid gown at the premiere of her film Precious this week.

1: Enough with the skanky, closeted “straight” movie stars out getting photographed with their pretend girlfriends while doing guys on the side.
This week we’re goin’ back to those sneaky heterosexuals who originally wrote the book on cheating on their partners, not to mention the public!
Quidget and Bridget Barks-a-Little are a Hollywood dream couple, as in they both do it all with darling personalities and multitalented careers. And oh, aren’t they gorgeous to look at, too, what with their sweet smiles and even sweeter kiddies?
Then there’s the much darker celeb duo known as Harry and La-Feelya Fun-Tanked, an amazingly hard-partying twosome who are much better known for their combative social and cohabitation skills than they are for any picture of domestic bliss.
I mean, most folks don’t even know Harry and La-Feelya have kids, that’s how much their domestic side is never played in the press—or any place else, for that matter. White-picket-fence types they’re so not.
So isn’t it so interesting that La-Feelya, who’s still awesome-looking with her curves and cat-like attraction, and who has pretty much decided she’s had it with too-far-gone Harry, just recently set her sights on a bacon-earner with a little more, how shall we say, predictability (i.e., steady paycheck and richly rewarded career)? Yep.
So much so that La-Feelya just went whole horny hog on the poor Quidget (who’s marginally handsome) and seduced the crap outta him—almost literally! Quidget almost forgot sex could be this hot again! Which explains, of course, why he and La-Feelya have decided to leave their respective families and hook up together, permanently. So glad to know it’s not only the gays who make dumbass decisions after a few really hot nights in bed!
Only one little prob: Quidget and La-Feelya haven’t told their spouses yet. Ouch.
Wonder if this heartbreak will actually come to pass? Something tells me that once Bridget Barks-a-Lot finds out what her ordinarily soft-spoken hubby’s been up to, she’s gonna call up every soccer mom she can for a little sympathy. Then she’s going to see to it that every cent of her family’s money will never be touched by slinky La-Feelya’s slim and very gorgeous fingers.
In fact, I guarantee it.
So, here’s what I predict: Once Quidget tells Bridget of his departure intentions (which I hear he’s planning on doing momentarily), he will be knocked so far back on his slightly soft ass he’ll just as quickly beg Bridget to forget it—he just can’t go through with it all, breaking up his family like that.
But it will be too late. Bridget ain’t the type of gal to go for that weakass apologetic crap. She’ll want out for good. It’s a certainty.
Oh, and what’s Harry doing through all of this turmoil, you ask?
Just getting high. He doesn’t care either way, really.
And it ain’t: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Sting and Trudie Styler, Jerry O’Connell and Rebecca Romijn
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2: Everyone wants a status update on Rocky Trailer—one of the many bisexual stars caught up in the Twilight mega franchise.
Clearly none of the New Mooners blabbed about their tendencies to swing both ways. Ya know, getting turned on by guys and girls.
This doesn’t come as that big of a surprise to us. Like we said, we’d believe it when we heard it. It’s always easier for an actor to think they’ll break boundaries by coming clean about their sexuality, but so few ever do.
Our own Taryn Ryder encountered Rocky very recently and actually and had quite the run-in…
Rocky was totally hitting on her! That’s right, couldn’t get enough of the—let’s face it—not exactly nun-like look she had going on.
R.T. knew T.R. was a reporter, yes, but didn’t seem too shy about wanting to get to know her further…
Must say, our dear Taryn was taken aback! Being a member of Team Awful she, of course, knew all about Rocky’s fluid sexuality. Maybe Rocky was just playing with us? Doubtful.
So has Rocky chosen a side? Not exactly, but we’ll be more than eager to see if Trailer chats about his or her ways during next year’s Eclipse press—as we’ve been informed will most certainly be happening.
Funny thing is, Summit’s just about as shocked nothing came out (pun intended) as we are, regarding Rocky’s bisexuality. Don’t know if they’re happy or disappointed. We’re, uh, intrigued.
And it ain’t: Christian Serratos, Michael Sheen, Ashley Greene
Previously excluded: Anna Kendrick, Dakota Fanning, Jackson Rathbone, Nikki Reed and Taylor Lautner.
Dear Ted:
I have some questions regarding Bradley Cooper. I get the feeling that he is a colossal egomaniac. There are never pictures of him out with friends. Does he have famous friends, and if so, who are they? I don’t think he is gay, but there is something about his personality he is hiding from us, am I right?
—Emma
Dear Hermit Crab:
Coop isn’t showing his true self, that’s for sure. Totally doable, as he may be.
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Dear Ted:
I was wondering if you ever get threatened by publicists whenever you publish a Blind Vice or other items rendering a particular celebrity’s image suspicious. Aren’t you worried for your safety? I admire you for putting the truth out there, or at least the best you can.
—Big Fan
Dear Worrywart:
You’ve got no idea, babe! I’m more concerned about a backlash of Twilight fans than publicists, though. They’re toughass mothers!
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Dear Ted:
OK, you’ve given us a list of 12 guys who are not Toothy Tile. How about a list of 12 guys who are not Nevis Divine? Love ya.
—Salrob
Dear Trying Easy:
Nevis has a few more years to go until he reaches the legendary status of Toothy. I’ll think about it, though. Good idea.
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Dear Ted:
What’s going on with Miss Nikki Reed? Is she still with Paris Latsis or was that just a temporary fix? Also, are you sure she and Kristen aren’t tight these days? In a recent Vanity Fair article, to describe Kristen she says “my heart.” Sounds like a special relationship to me? At times I feel bad for the chick, ya know, she puts it out there but seems to take it at the same time. BTW Kristen on Jimmy Fallon, priceless! She’s such a badazz, that’s why we love her! More on Judas Jack-Off/Dashed Dingle-Dream please, I’m getting kinda hooked on that one too!
—Cross-Starred
Dear Reed Up:
Clearly I’m coming around to your side of things. I think the two are friends but definitely not as close as they used to be. Sure, they have something special, though.
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Dear Ted:
I’m a loyal reader and visit your site at least five times a day. Just wondering, do you ever secretly post messages on the E! Online Message Boards? And which B.V. star would you like your readers to ask more questions about?
—Curious
Dear Wonderin’:
No, it’s your show. And I must confess I have a soft spot for Lloyd Boy-Toyed. We have not seen the last of him, not by a long shot.
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Dear Ted:
One of my favorite shows on TV is Gossip Girl, but I’ve got to know if there is any dirt on the costars? Seems as if Blake Lively and Leighton Meester don’t get along too well. Also does anyone else, besides Chace Crawford of course, have a Blind Vice?
—Melia
Dear G.G. Gossip:
When Team Awful has spotted the two girls out partying, the two girls haven’t even acknowledged each other. Battle of the egos, I’m thinking. As for being B.V. subjects, Chacey-poo is the only one holding down the naughty G.G. fort.
Dear Ted:
This is completely random, but did you know that if you made Tom Cruise a blond, he would look just like Peter Facinelli? It’s creepy! On a completely different note, who’s Terry Tush-Trade? For the love of all that’s holy and good, Ted (I know you’re a devout Presby)! I have to know. Your loving, devoted and faithful followers want, need, to know. Please! It’s almost Christmas ya know. Spill!
—Bubble
Dear Twins:
Um, no way will Facinelli ever look like Cruise. You might be right, but I refuse to imagine it. As for TTT, my lips are sealed until Terry’s are not. Or until he gets caught with one of those damn flipcams. [Ed: Am I the only one who can't help but think of this whenever Peter Facinelli is brought up?]
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Dear Ted:
There has been an uproar of extreme anger toward you recently in the comments section. The complaint against you is that you have been misleading and/or blatantly lying to your readers about a certain Blind Vice. This particular Vice has had three iterations to tickle our fancy. So, here is the question on my and many others’ lips: What the ef? Seriously, are there instances where you are pressured by people such as lawyers to back way the heck off of the clues you’ve been giving and, in fact, print things that might lead your readers to draw different conclusions than the ones most have drawn, thus keeping their clients safely closeted? Or were the majority of us just barkin’ up the wrong tree? Throw us a bone here, pretty please!
—Sam
Dear Pissed B.V.s:
Please, I do whatever I want (in certain legal limits). I’ll try to steer you the wrong way sometimes when it’s getting too easy…but come on, I’ll never lie. Or mislead. Some people are upset about something I’m not even implying! [Ed: IMO, Baby Tile is one of these misleads and is actually Jake's dog or something.]
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Dear Ted:
What is Fake à la Ferocity’s drug of choice? Heroin or crystal meth? Both are horrible, I was just curious.
—Sara, Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Dear Fake ‘n’ Bake:
Heroin.
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Dear Ted:
What is up with the whole Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen relationship? They are hardly seen together? I know he’s a Blind Vice, but can you give just a tiny clue as to which one he might be? Rachel should have stayed with Adam Brody—he is super hot…What was she thinking!
—Melia
Dear Thumbs-Down Haychel:
Beats me. I loved those O.C. sweethearts.
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Dear Ted:
I always thought that you could tell a lot about a person by the company they keep, so imagine my surprise when I found out that nice-guy Jared Padalecki is friends with King of the Douche Bags, Chad Michael Murray! Pretty please, restore my faith in good people and tell me that Jared doesn’t share any of Chad’s nastier qualities? Hopefully yours,
—Radha
Dear Wrong Friends:
No, not Chad’s, but some One Tree Hillers’ for sure.
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Dear Ted:
Is Toothy Tile Hugh Jackman? He obviously loves his kids and hangs out with his wife and looks happy. But that grin…There’s something mischievous about him, and that intriguing grin seems to say, “We all know my secret—if not, think you can guess?” Not that it should matter; we’d love him no matter what! Personally, I love the nuances and lack of white-bread suburbia in anyone willing to risk showing that side of themselves!
—Seattle Suburban Soccer Mom
Dear Guessing Mom:
Someone already guessed that, and I already said nope! Sorry, hon, wrong vice for Hugh. Think less slick.
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Dear Ted:
Is Rocky Trailer none other than Jamie Campbell Bower?
—Dave
Dear Try, Try Again:
Whatever makes you ask about him, darling?
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Dear Ted:
I am very discouraged. I guess I should never read the comments at all. Do you really want your readers to guess who is gay/bi/straight/into animals and on and on it goes? I really hate how nasty this has all gotten to be. Do you need these B.V. to survive? Is it really that much fun, really? I’ll just have to stop reading it all!
—Kriszo
Dear No Fun:
The crazy stuff that happens in this town has to be reported. That means it has to be concealed in a B.V. for legal reasons, primarily. Why don’t you just not read them?
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Dear Ted:
Any chance one of the actors or actresses on One Tree Hill (the show so bad it’s good) has a B.V.? Or perhaps one of them is now dating a famous Blind Vicer—say, Grey Goose?
—Jede
Dear Too Obvious:
Duh. One Tree Hill‘ers have been the subjects of B.V.s. They’re regular heathens over there!
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Dear Ted:
Since you more-or-less notted Jared and Jensen for JJO/DDD (without actually doing it), and since these two are B.V.s, could you give us more details, please? Was it this year that their Blind Vices came out, or one this year and one late last year, since you said they weren’t interesting enough in September 2008 to have one? Was it after their movies came out, because that would be interesting?
–Elle
Dear Slow Down:
I don’t think I notted anyone.
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Dear Ted:
Can you work on the E! techies and get your next and last post arrows back? Flipping back and forth to the main page is too enervating. P.S.: I find it funny that some readers think that you’d ever say flat out who a B.V. is. Personally, I don’t care who they are, I just like reading your descriptions of the Vices and thank god for my sometimes normal life. Thanks for fun reads.
—L
Dear Fun ‘n’ Games:
See that new list at the end of the post that says “View Next Articles”? You can keep clicking onto the next story from there, on until forever. And thanks for the Vice kudos, glad you can go with it!
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Dear Ted:
Is Twilight’s Rocky Trailer Elizabeth Reaser?
—O
Dear Mother May I:
Nope. Definitely not. Not even close.
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Dear Ted:
Hope all is going well for you, you seem happier in print lately! OK, so I must say I may only be one of two or three humans on the planet who has not seen Twilight or New Moon…not hating on it, just honestly never made the time for it. But since there’s so much press here on your site about the cast, and you know I gotta have me some Teddy every day, I read the postings and the B.V.s (of course!). So here’s my guess for Rocky Trailer—Kellan Lutz? He just has a two-way look about him, and also like he doesn’t give a rat’s furry ass who knows it! Am I right?
—Cathy
Dear Hopeful Thinking:
Taryn wishes!
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Dear Ted:
Is Whore-Hey Hoeman Anderson Cooper? Are Judas Jack-Off and Dashed Dingle-Dream, Jake Gyllenhaal and Austin Nichols? Thanks, and I hope you have a Happy Thanksgiving.
—DDSunshine
Dear Guessing Game:
Wrong guesses, babe! But all of them have obviously been Vicers, you’ve just got the wrong pairings. Happy T-Day to you, too!
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Dear Ted:
I’m curious about how you get information and, more importantly, what is the criteria that you use when deciding who to write about. Yesterday, you were asked about a variety of different actors. You picked “Jackles” as one that intrigues you. Why? Good looking…seemingly close friends…but there are tons of other actors who work together, and their show will end soon, probably. So what, specifically, is it that makes you want to write about them?
—Roget
Dear Work Ethics:
Because it’s my blolumn.
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Dear Ted:
I thought One Tree Hill was just a handy closet for storing beards and boyfriends whilst not in use. Are you telling us the star of one of your Blind Vices also lurks there? If so, is it someone we thought was just a bit player, or did Chad Michael Murray manage to keep one of his exploits out of the tabloids?
—Curious Kate
Dear Nice Try:
Hmmm, I feel like if I answer this question, it’ll be giving too much away.
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Dear Ted:
Why is everyone hating on Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen’s relationship? I think they make a cute couple, though at times I get a gay vibe from Hayden. Is he hiding something? What’s your take on these lovebirds?
—Alva
Dear Broken Hearts:
The haters are prob just bitter that Rach didn’t stay with her O.C. love Adam Brody…you have to admit, they were pretty cute together. And if Robsten’s taught us anything, no one likes it when their onscreen favorites aren’t with each other.
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Dear Ted:
Would you say that Nevis is bi for pay, but gay all the way?
—Kiss
Dear Rhyming Guesses:
Nevis is most definitely not bi for pay or gay all the way. Lots of guys on the other side of the pond experiment around. It’s not as big of a deal over there.
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Dear Ted:
Call me naive, but how can Fake à la Ferocity travel around the world and not get caught with heroin? Surely she can’t risk withdrawal on her jaunts. Is this why she has a pilot’s license?
—Nan in Wisconsin
Dear Drugged Traveler:
Fake’s on the synthetic stuff now, that’s not illegal.
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Dear Ted:
Has Reese Witherspoon ever been a Blind Vice?
—Colleen
Dear Reese Gone Bad:
Darling, don’t you know? Crafty Reesey’s one of our Blind Vice Superstars!
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Dear Ted:
If Toothy Tile is really in such turmoil about his sexuality/beard relationship/Hollywood pressure/Grey Goose love affair, he seems to be hiding it rather well. Is he truly a liar and a coward, Ted? I am asking because I do believe I’ve guessed his identity, and if it is the person I am speaking of, I’ve always had a soft spot in my heart for this person, who seems such an otherwise good-hearted fellow. Please don’t be coy and tease with lines like “Well I don’t know, who do you think he is?” my dear. And also, does his family know about Grey Goose?
-Jkr
Dear No Teasing, Please:
I’m kinda crushed, too, so that makes two of us. And, yes, very much so.
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Dear Ted:
Please tell me, Toothy’s not my beloved Johnny Depp, is he?
—Pedward
Dear Sexiest Man Alive:
Nope, you’re good to go! He’s not even close.
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Dear Ted:
Please pick my question. I think I know who Jackie Bouffant is! It’s Joe Jonas right? He sings, has done movies, worked for Disney and has been seen out with babes on the town (Taylor Swift and Camilla Belle). Am I right—or even close?
—Daisy
Dear J.B. Guessing:
Close, but still wrong.
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Dear Ted:
Terry Tush-Trade is Chaz Bono, right? You just said that you don’t intentionally mislead readers in your Bitch-Backs, but then you suddenly pulled a pronoun switch on TTT. I can’t think of any other “she’s” that have recently turned into “he’s.”
—StellsBells
Dear Simple Mistake:
Chaz Bono has nothing to do with Twilight, sorry! Easy mistake, though, with all the sexual crossed-wires on in that cast.
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Dear Ted:
I was watching Family Guy and The Cleveland Show last night, and they made some vague comments about a couple of actors, one I’m almost positive has been a B.V. centerfold, and was wondering about the other. So has Tyler Perry ever been a subject of a B.V.? (If so, I think I may know which one, but could you give me a clue, pretty please?)
—Sherry
Dear TV Clues:
Nope, not ever, either. Tyler’s talented, just not all that sexy, though, which is usually a prerequisite for entering Blind Viceville.
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Dear Ted:
Dwayne Johnson seems to be keeping his acting career going pretty good, but you don’t hear much about his personal life. What’s the goss on him? He is hot, built and seemly very nice and down-to-earth, but does he have anything hiding under his “rock”? Hope you have a nice Turkey Day!
-LB
Dear Rock Turned Actor:
Eh, boring pick, honey. But just because you asked so nicely, let’s just say Dwayne is a genius when it comes to having the public know exactly about him what he’d like them to.
Scorecard:
-Crescent Kumquat is not Adam Levine, Adrien Grenier, Cam Gigandet, Corbin Bleu, Jackson Rathbone, Jensen Ackles, John Mayer, Kellan Lutz, Penn Badgley, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Kitsch, or Zac Efron.
-Fake à la Ferocity is not Ashley Judd, Ashley Olsen, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Charlize Theron, Claire Danes, Drew Barrymore, Felicity Huffman, Gwyneth Paltrow, Heather Locklear, Jennifer Connolly, Jennifer Garner, Jenna Jameson, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Jessica Simpson, Kate Bosworth, Kate Hudson, Keira Knightley, Kelly Ripa, Kirsten Dunst, Madonna, Mary Kate Olsen, Melanie Griffith, Nicole Richie, Sarah Jessica Parker, Sharon Stone, Victoria Beckham, or Whitney Houston.
-Jackie Bouffant is not Bradley Cooper, Channing Tatum, Joe Jonas, Kellan Lutz, Matt Bomer, Nick Jonas or Taylor Kitsch.
-Judas Jack-Off is not Benjamin McKenzie, Bradley Cooper, Brandon Routh, Chace Crawford, Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Drake Bell, Ed Westwick, Gale Harold, George Eads, Jake Gyllenhaal, Joe Jonas, Josh Peck Joshua Jackson, Keanu Reeves, Kellan Lutz, Matt Dallas, Milo Ventimiglia, Orlando Bloom, Owen Wilson, Robert Pattinson, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Seacrest, Taylor Kistch or Zac Efron. Dashed Dingle Dream is not Austin Nichols, Drake Bell, J.C. Chasez, Josh Peck, Joshua Jackson or Robert Pattinson.
-Lloyd Boy-Toyed is not Aaron Eckhart, Billy Burke, David Duchovny, Dean Cain, George Clooney, John Mayer, John Travolta, Jon Voight, Kanye West, Matthew Perry or Ralph Fiennes.
-Nevis Divine is not Alexander Skarsgård, Alex O’Loughlin, Austin Nichols, Bradley Cooper, Chace Crawford, Channing Tatum, Chris Evans, Colin Farrell, Corbin Bleu, Daniel Radcliffe, David Boreanaz, Diego Luna, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Ed Westwick, Edward Norton, Emile Hirsch, Eric Bana, Gael García Bernal, George Clooney, Gerard Butler, Hayden Christensen, Hugh Grant, Hugh Jackman, Jake Gyllenhaal, James Franco, James McAvoy, Jim Sturgess, John Mayer, Johnathan Rhys Meyers, Joshua Jackson, Justin Bartha, Keanu Reeves, Kellan Lutz, Kevin Connolly, Matt Dallas, Michael Cera, Mike Myers, Olivier Martinez, Orlando Bloom, Penn Badgley, Robert Buckley, Rodrigo Santoro, Ryan Kwanten, Ryan Reynolds, Sebastian Stan, Shia LaBeouf, Simon Baker, Stephen Moyer, Viggo Mortensen, Will Smith, or Zac Efron.
-Rocky Trailer is not Anna Kendrick, Dakota Fanning, Elizabeth Reaser, Jackson Rathbone, Nikki Reed or Taylor Lautner.
-Shafterella Shoshstein is not Alanis Morissette, Anne Hathaway, Britney Spears, Demi Moore, Halle Berry, Hilary Swank, Jenifer Aniston, Jennifer Garner, Jessica Simpson, Mary-Louise Parker, Oprah Winfrey, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Shoshanna Lonstein, Sophia Bush, Uma Thurman, Venus Williams, or Whitney Houston.
-Terry Tush-Trade is not Ashley Greene, Billy Burke, Catherine Hardwick, Chris Weitz, Christian Serratos, Dakota Fanning, Elizabeth Reaser, Jackson Rathbone, Justin Chon, Kellan Lutz, Megan Fox, Michael Welch, Nikki Reed, Peter Facinelli, Rachelle Lefevre, Sarah Clarke, or Taylor Lautner. Or a dude, for that matter.
-Toothy Tile isn’t 50 Cent, Aaron Eckhart, Adam Brody, Adrian Grenier, Adrien Brody, All 3 Jonas Brothers, Anderson Cooper, Andy Dick, Ashton Kutcher, Ben Affleck, Ben Mackenzie, Bill Clinton, Bradley Cooper, Brad Pitt, Brandon Davis, Brian Austin Green, Carrot Top, Casey Affleck, Chace Crawford, Chad Michael Murray, Channing Tatum, Chris Evans, Chris Klein, Chris Pine, Christian Bale, Clay Aiken, Colin Farrell, Dane Cook, Daniel Craig, Danny Bonaduce, David Duchovny, David Hyde Pierce, David Schwimmer, David Spade, Denzel Washington, Derek Jeter, Dick Cheney, Don Cheadle, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Eddie Murphy, Elijah Wood, Emile Hirsch, Eric Balfour, Gael García Bernal, George Clooney, George Eads, Gerard Butler, Haley Joel Osment, Harrison Ford, Harry Hamlin, Hayden Christensen, Heath Ledger, Hillary Clinton, Homer Simpson, Hugh Jackman, Isaiah Washington, James Franco, James Marsden, Jamie Foxx, Jared Leto, Jared Padalecki, Jason Lee, Jason Statham, Jennifer Garner, Jeremy Piven, Jesse Metacalfe, Jim Carrey, Joaquin Phoenix, Joel McHale, John C. Reilly, John Krasinski, John Stamos, John Travolta, Josh Brolin, Josh Duhamel, Josh Hartnett, Josh Lucas, Julian McMahon, Justin Timberlake, Keanu Reeves, Kellan Lutz, Kenny Chesney, Kevin Spacey, Kiefer Sutherland, Lance Bass, Leonardo DiCaprio, Liev Schrieber, Luke Wilson, Mario Lopez, Mark Ruffalo, Mark Wahlberg, Matt Damon, Matt Dillon, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Broderick, Matthew McConaughey, Matthew Perry, Michael Angarano, Michael Vartan, Mike Myers, Milo Ventimiglia, Neil Patrick Harris, Nikki Reed, Orlando Bloom, Owen Wilson, Peter Facinelli, Queen Latifah, Ricky Martin, Rob Thomas, Robert Buckley, Robert Pattinson, Ronaldo, Ryan Cabrera, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Reynolds, Scott Speedman, Sean Penn, Sean William Scott, Seth Green, Shane West, Shemar Moore, Shia LeBeouf, Spencer Pratt, Steven Weber, T.R. Knight, Taylor Lautner, Ted Danson, Tobey Maguire, Tom Cruise, Tom Welling, Topher Grace, Usher, Val Kilmer, Viggo Mortensen, Vin Diesel, Vince Vaughn, Wentworth Miller, Will Smith, Wilmer Valderama, Zac Efron, Zach Braff, or Zachary Quinto. Grey Goose is not Anderson Cooper, Chris Pine, George Clooney, Jensen Ackles, Mario Lopez, Matt Dillon, Mel Gibson, Peter Sarsgaard, Ryan Gosling, Tom Cruise, or Zachary Quinto.
-Whore-Hey Hoeman is not A.J. Hammer, Anderson Cooper, Donald Trump, Howard Stern, Mario Lopez, Matt Drudge or Ted Casablanca.
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