"I’m used to working with professionals that know their lines. Even the ones that are written on cue…"

Posted by admin on Dec 19, 2012 in django unchained, F-Bomb, samuel l. jackson, saturday night live, SNL | 0 comments

“I’m used to working with professionals that know their lines. Even the ones that are written on cue cards in front of you.”

– Oh, snap! Samuel L. Jackson is still saying that he didn’t drop an f-bomb on SNL— and blaming the whole incident on Kenan Thompson, who was apparently supposed to cut Jackson off after he said “fuh.”

imwithkanye: 57 Varieties. Not to be outdone by Heinz, Samuel L…

Posted by admin on May 10, 2012 in monkey-fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane, samuel l. jackson, twitter | 0 comments

imwithkanye:

57 Varieties. Not to be outdone by Heinz, Samuel L Jackson has tweeted 57 different spellings of the word motherf— since joining Twitter in October 2011. Entertainment Weekly dutifully compiled the list: 

Amughphuqqinvengers
Maaadaaahfaaahkaaaahz
Mahfahkka
Mahfakka
Mahpfauccauhs
Mahphakka
MAVENGERFUQQAS
MAVENGERPFUQQAHS
Mawphakkas
Moneyfondler
Motherfucker
Moughoucccah
Moughpfucca
Moughuqqas
Moupfacca
Moupfouqa
Moupfuccuh
Muffpfukah
Muffughccin
Muffukaness
Mufuggas
Mughfughquahs
Mughpfakkuh
Mughpfukkas
Mughpfukkuh
Mughphughkughzz
Mughuqqa
Muh fukka
Muhfucka
Muhfugga
Muhfuggahhhh
Muhfuggin
Muhfuka
Muhfukka
Muhfukkah
Muhfukkin
Muhfuqas
Muhfuqin
Muhpfakkah
Mupfuhqeuhs
Motherfucking
Mutha fuqeu
Muthafucka
Muhphuggas
Muthafuga
Muthafukka
Muthafukkin’
Muthaphucca
Muthavenger
Muthughpfuccahz
Muthughphoukka
Muthupfuqas
Muttuhfukkuh
Mutuphukas
Muughuuqa
Muuphuuccahs
Myfollowfukkas

You’re welcome, Internet.

Enough is ENOUGH! Samuel L. Jackson has had it with these…

Posted by admin on Apr 17, 2012 in commercials, samuel l. jackson, snakes on a plane | 0 comments

Enough is ENOUGH! Samuel L. Jackson has had it with these monkey-fighting phones without Monday-to-Friday voice recognition software!

*For reference.