lady gaga’s vagina is offensive

With the copious shots of Lady GaGa’s barely covered vagina, this was bound to happen sooner or later. The good viewers of middle-America have come together at their annual meeting to decide that they don’t like the sight of vagina. More specifically Lady GaGa’s vagina, without much in the way of material to cover it, when she was at the Grammys and performed with Elton John. Furthermore, they don’t like crotch-grabbing. Specifically, they don’t like the sight of Beyonce grabbing her crotch. Weirdos. I’d pop some popcorn in the microwave before setting about reading the hilarity found over at TheSmokingGun.com. If the Adam Lambert gay kiss complaints were anything to go by, these are going to be a steaming pile of vagina-hating hilarity. There are approx. 10 pages of complaints, starting with one that whined about her kiddies seeing GaGa’s GaGa a.k.a. “frontal crotch area” (as opposed to the back crotch area?). Oh, another point, the woman on page one seems to not know how to use her remote. She paid for CBS, so she was determined to leave it on and get her money’s worth.

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